The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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The power to fly but only when your feet are touching the ground.

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye

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The power to make pot legal except when there's cops around.

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The power to reverse crab walk at extremely high speeds

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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the ability to masturbate in front of your grandma

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The power to have no powers

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the ability to talk to animals, but only when discussing politics

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the power of fly... into an airplane

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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The power to taste the colors of M&M's.

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The pewer to maek typos.

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!