The power to make vegetables horny.

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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the power to make elton john gay

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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The power to fart flames

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The power to take away your power.

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!