The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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the power to bi ugly

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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The power to die

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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The power to eat food

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!