The power to sh!t using your mind.

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The power to fart at will.

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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the power to send future you crazy

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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the power to turn wine into water

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!