The power to give yourself a BJ.

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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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The ability to make broken pens work again.

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The power to fly into the sun.

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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the power to see through my eye lids

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the power to let dust gather twice as fast

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The power to be able to do things right, but only when you're not doing them.

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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The power to confess crimes you haven't committed.

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The power to restate the obvious.

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The power to drain people's phone battery

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The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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the power to fly but only on a plane

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The power to control which nut your sperm comes from.

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The power to live without water but you're trapped at sea

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the power to sense the next viewing of the hit musical 'CATS'

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!