the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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The power to have a small penis

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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The power of trolling your self

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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The power to shrink your penis.

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!