The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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The power of creating poop.

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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The power to grow boobs

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The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!