the power to let dust gather twice as fast

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The power to see what you were doing 5 seconds ago.

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The power to remove the pubic hair of career politicians during their first stump speech of a campaign and return it to them during their concession or acceptance speech.

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The power to time travel to the present moment

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the power to be justin bieber

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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The Ability to longer your arms and fingers but only if you are picking a booger....

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ur mother so ugly she gave the devil a heart attack

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The power to speak in morse code

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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The power to have no powers

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the power to turn everything you touch into poop.

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The pewer to maek typos.

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The power to taste the colors of M&M's.

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The ability to change the writing on signs

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The power to steal all the money in the world without ever stealing anything ever.

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the ability vote up this superpower

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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Invisible handwriting.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!