The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The power to be -100% faster...

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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The power to state the obvious.

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The power to get older every second

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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The power to think about useless power

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!