The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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The power spite flower

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!