The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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The power to see through bones.

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the power to have no one read this post

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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Have sex but not feel it

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The power to teleport through open doors

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the power to sleep during day

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The power to watch womens basketball

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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the power to say candlejack and li

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!