The power to reproduce asexually.

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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The power to summon unspendable money

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the ability to see into the past

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to attract bullets

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!