The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

thumb_up thumb_down +69

the power to feel extreme pain

thumb_up thumb_down +67

The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

thumb_up thumb_down +59

The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

thumb_up thumb_down +55

The power to lick your own back...

thumb_up thumb_down +55

The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

thumb_up thumb_down +41

the power to talk to fish but not people

thumb_up thumb_down +41

The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

thumb_up thumb_down +39

beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

thumb_up thumb_down +37

The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

thumb_up thumb_down +21

The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

thumb_up thumb_down +9

The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

The power to run at the speed of a human

thumb_up thumb_down +5

The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

The ability to shrink your penis

thumb_up thumb_down -27

The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

thumb_up thumb_down -29

The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

thumb_up thumb_down -73

The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

thumb_up thumb_down +136

the power to end sentences with prepositions.

thumb_up thumb_down +102

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!