The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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the power to die on command

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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A power level of under 9000.

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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The superpower to have a superpower

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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Being Aquaman

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

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the power to die at will

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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The power to never end your .

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!