the ability to fly underwater.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

thumb_up thumb_down -57

Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

thumb_up thumb_down -135

The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

thumb_up thumb_down +172

The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

thumb_up thumb_down +140

the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

thumb_up thumb_down +122

The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

thumb_up thumb_down +108

The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

thumb_up thumb_down +80

the power to see through glass

thumb_up thumb_down +68

The power to see through water

thumb_up thumb_down +68

The power to turn cancer into aids.

thumb_up thumb_down +64

The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

thumb_up thumb_down +60

The power to send emails via pigeon

thumb_up thumb_down +60

the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

thumb_up thumb_down +56

The power to shit purple butterflies.

thumb_up thumb_down +54

The power to hate someone you don't even know

thumb_up thumb_down +54

The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

thumb_up thumb_down +52

The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

thumb_up thumb_down +48

The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

thumb_up thumb_down +48

the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

thumb_up thumb_down +46

The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

thumb_up thumb_down +46

The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

thumb_up thumb_down +44

The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

thumb_up thumb_down +42

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!