power to be an alcohoic

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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The power to turn apples into pears

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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The power to read

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The power to sleep with any hot chick........but only when she's dead.

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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The power to have 20/21 vision

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The power to transform into yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!