The power to tell if a politician is lying. (They always are.)

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The power to come up with useless power while you could be doing something literally ANYTHING else

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The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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Chinchilla whispering abilities

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The Power to Heat Food with your Mind, only when it's in a microwave.

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The power to do your homework.

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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The power to taste and smell colors that arent in existance yet.

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The ability to Hi

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the power to suck your elbow

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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The power to fly, but only when you're in water

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The ability to get a joke exactly ten minutes after every one else gets it

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!