The power to wait 8 to 10 business days.

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The power to meme 20% harder

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The power to come second in any race

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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The power to uncontrollably poop, pee, barf, & sneeze at the same time, indefinitely (can't pause power once started).

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The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

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the power to die....

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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the power to say i can bend you

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The power to make another power but remove your last power and that power chooses randomly what your next power will be by choosing one on the front page

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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The power to not have any powers

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Power to see through clothes... only to see more clothes

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The power to change your urine to any color

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i like pie.

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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the power to

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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The power to see through horses

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The power to forget how to swim.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!