The power to make things invisible...to you.

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The ability to see everything in shades of green

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The ability to set you hand on fire when your underwater

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you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

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the power to nit propely

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The power to walk through a unlocked door.

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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The power to like Justin Beiber

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The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

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The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

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The power to not have a power.

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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The power to write in invisible ink

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The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!