the ability to commit a crime and be arrested for twice as long as you should have been in the first place

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The power to blow out your ears by watching TV

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The power to turn justin beiber into a girl

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The power to come second in any race

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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The ability to turn the page in a book before you read it

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the power to never get spam

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the power of cosmic pimping with a space suit on!

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The ability to cause spiders to unpredictably materialize on your body, but only when you're sleeping or otherwise unaware of your surroundings.

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the power to teleport, but only in front of a tyrannosaurus rex.

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the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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the power to trip on shoe laces, even when they are not even your own.

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the power to watch porn thru your mind, but its gay porn only...

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The power of missing a finger.

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the power to stuff 7 jumbo marshmallows in your mouth and say chubby bunny

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The power to be the ceo of BP

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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The power to run into a brick wall with an erection and breaking your nose.

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the power to disintegrate toilette paper with your butt

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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The power to fly into the sun.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!