The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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the power to win the crying game

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The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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The power to have lemon scented diarrhea

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The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

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A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

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the power to shit bicks

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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The ability to float for half a second

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The ability to undo anybody's bra with your mind, but only when its not being worn.

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the power to shoot a powerful red laser beam everytime you open your eyes.

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The power to teabag bear- traps at will

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the power to not have super powers...

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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The power to tell whether or not butter is salted or not.

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The power to tickle somone with your mind, but only after they heard a funny joke.

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The power to only be able to prepare foods that require a toaster in a bathtub.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The ability to control the internet

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The power to see your neighbor without looking.

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The power to hold your breath for one to two minutes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!