The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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The power to speak in braille...

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the power to run windows on a mac computer

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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The power to like Justin Beiber

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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The power to never end your .

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The power to eat food

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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The ability to throw sacks filled with butter at Finn the Human

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The power to change your urine to any color

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!