to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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The power to read

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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the power to fly indoors

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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The ability to not finish sen...

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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The power to float without gravity.

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!