The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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The power to turn apples into pears

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to breathe underwater, only when your not underwater.

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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The power to read

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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The power to uncontrollably dance to disco music

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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The power to feel pain while under anesthetics.

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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The power to transform into yourself.

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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The ability to read braile.

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Power to not have any power.

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!