The power to have no power.

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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The power to destroy the whole universe by any sudden movement. (Our existence rests on you`re shoulders man, don't even breathe nor blink)

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The power to to kill chickens by touching them

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power to be an alcohoic

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The power to be awkwardly placed in serious pictures.

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The power to make things invisible...to you.

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The ability to see everything in shades of green

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The ability to set you hand on fire when your underwater

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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The power to transform into a bronie

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the power to nit propely

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!