The power to sleep with any hot chick........but only when she's dead.

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The power to troll the Internet.

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

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Really bendy thumb

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the power to fart terrible gas

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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The power to type in Comic Sans.

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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The power to fart at will.

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The power to learn only at school.

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!