The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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The power not to find what you are looking for.

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meh.

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The ability to turn into yourself but with no powers

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The ability to arrange M&M's in alphabetical order.

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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to have the ability to fly and teleport at the same time.

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the power to watch porn thru your mind, but its gay porn only...

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The power to have 1 second invisibility.

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the ability to see fairy's

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the power to never get spam

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THE POWDEReD WATER

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the power to disintegrate toilette paper with your butt

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The power to fly, but only when standing on ground...

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the ability to go the speed limit

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the power to make a contraceptive spell by waving your hand over your belly

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The ability to spread toe jam on toast

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Farting at will

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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The power to not be funny

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The power to always run out of toilet paper when it's needed most.

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The power to cook bad meals.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!