The power to make you teeth yellower

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The power to feel pain while under anesthetics.

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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The power to speak in morse code

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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The power to see through air.

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The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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the power to lick your own tongue

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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The power to meme 20% harder

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The power to troll the Internet.

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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Poop

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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The power to hurt the people you love

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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

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the power to die....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!