The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The power to...lick you're nose

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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The power to time travel to the present.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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power to be an alcohoic

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the power to turn wine into water

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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the power to be phone

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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The power to not have any powers

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!