The ability to turn chips back into potatoes

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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The power to read the TV

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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The power to sexually attract whales

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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The power to circumcise yourself

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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!