the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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the power to see through glass

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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The power to do your homework.

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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The helpers... early days part 3!: Shitfixer: What color is your poo? Hmm.. you should eat more vegetables.., You need someone to fix your toilet? Try calling Batman... Batman: Yes? Are you retarded? Dense or something? Of course I repair toilets and install showers! I am the goddamn Batman! The Pope: The less people use condoms, the more children we can bang! I really hope nobody finds out our secret reason for banning condoms or stuff... AMEN! Moral Man: People are gonna try crush me for the last one, they gotta find me first though... and I kill and eat Zealots (and pussy) for breakfast... and its nearly breakfast so please come by.. only 100 at the time though, I have limits too you know... although some still think I am perfect... sigh...

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!