the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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The power to not hear thunder.

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The Power to die at will

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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The power to die

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!