The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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The power to create another human

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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The power to see through windows!

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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the power to not have super powers...

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!