the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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the power to create a meme

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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the ability to know what the fox say

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The power of not coming up with a single pointless superpower.

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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The power to get foot-boners

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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The power to turn wine into water

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X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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The power to think.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!