the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

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The power to summon a candle stick. Once.

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The power to run on water when there is no water

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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The power to control when a woman is on her period, but you are a man and suffer from constant PMS if you don't force it on someone else.

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The ability to autotune a song about Friday.

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The ability to put on a belt without touching it, but only while completely naked.

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The power to eat with your eyebrows.

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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The power to die in one second

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the power to do 1,000,000 pushups but you cant record it or show anyone

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LIME

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vomitspit

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the power to do totally nothing

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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Turn gold into lead.

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the power to spell words wrong

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!