The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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the power to know what time is not

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The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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The power to fly into the sun.

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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The power to Google "Google".

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!