To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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The power to see through water

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The power.

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The power to see through anything except air.

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The power to not have any power.

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!