The Power to have a bowel movement.

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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The power to use windows 10.

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The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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Being Aquaman

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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The ability to not finish sen...

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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The power to eat edible things.

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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The power to only tell the truth

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!