The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The power to control your own mind.

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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The power to see through water

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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the power to make toast into bread

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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The power to not have any power.

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!