The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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the power to bi ugly

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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The power to eat food

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!