The power to turn into paper

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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The power to ?-1.

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The power to write a country song

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

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The power to catch em all

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!