The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The power to pee ants.

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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the power to become semi-transparent

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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The power to jump -50% higher

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!