The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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The power to shit brix

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the power to die at will

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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The power to do NOTHING!

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!