The power to withstand camel rape.

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The power to have no powers!

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Have sex but not feel it

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The power to look into cheese.

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The power to read

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!