The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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The power to get a boner any time you want

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The power to kill someone at 20 meters with your mind, but it doesn't work within 21 meters.

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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ur mother so ugly she gave the devil a heart attack

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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The ability to have no abilities.

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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The power to fly but only when your feet are touching the ground.

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the power to be tall only if your Yao Ming

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The power to be able to do things right, but only when you're not doing them.

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The power to have sex with jessica alba Only if you have Sex with Rosie O'Donnell with a ten inch penis

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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The power to build a building that is comparable to the sistine chapel, but without doors.

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The power to always choose the broken condoms without knowing

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The power to become invisible when no one is looking.

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the ability to poop out of someone elses butt.

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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the power to poop every 5 minutes

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The power of exploding when you think.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!