The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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The power to die in one second

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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the power to die on command

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!