The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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A power level of under 9000.

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the power to send future you crazy

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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The superpower to have a superpower

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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the power to turn wine into water

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Being Aquaman

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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The power to state the obvious.

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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The power to get older every second

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the power to die at will

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!