The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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The power spite flower

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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the power to say candlejack and li

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!