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The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon
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The power to communicate with earthworms.
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the power to make toast into bread
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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use
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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.
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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.
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The power to not have any power.
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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person
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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you
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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...
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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.
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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there
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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...
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the power to win the crying game
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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?
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The power to be fat only when your at a party.
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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men
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The power to have super-sweaty hands
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the power to change invisable when you blink
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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in
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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain
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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped
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The power to sleep through a dream.
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The power to transform into anything you have already become
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!