The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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the power to win the crying game

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to meme 20% harder

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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The ability to sweat caramel

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!