The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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The power to sing but your mute

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the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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The power to slip on anything.

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The power to never end your .

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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The power to read

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to cook bad meals.

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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The power to see through windows

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!