The ability to laugh like tickle me elmo

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ur mother so ugly she gave the devil a heart attack

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

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the power to turn everything you touch into poop.

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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Laser pointer vision.

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the power to make pigs fly.

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The power to watch grass grow

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The power to be able to do things right, but only when you're not doing them.

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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The ability to have no abilities.

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Invisible handwriting.

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The power to die but once

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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the power to fly but only on a plane

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The power to control which nut your sperm comes from.

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The power to kill someone at 20 meters with your mind, but it doesn't work within 21 meters.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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The power to get a boner any time you want

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!