the power to die on command

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The power to kill yourself at will

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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the power to make elton john gay

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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The power to die and get away with it

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to use windows 10.

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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The power to state the obvious.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!