The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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The power to transform into yourself.

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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The ability to read braile.

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Power to not have any power.

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The power to sleep with any hot chick........but only when she's dead.

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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The power to have 20/21 vision

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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The superpower of having no superpower.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!