Being able to fly.... in the water.

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the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The power to time travel to the present.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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The power to fart flames

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!