The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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the power to

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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the power to see through water.

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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The power to see through horses

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The power to forget how to swim.

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The power to transform into a bronie

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the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

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the ability to turn into random hats

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!