The power to lower your own ego.

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The power to make people laugh telling german jokes.

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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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The power to taste and smell colors that arent in existance yet.

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The ability to Hi

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The ability to get a joke exactly ten minutes after every one else gets it

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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The power to be blind

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The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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The ability to blow strawberries

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The ability to push doors marked "pull"

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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The power of not coming up with a single pointless superpower.

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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The power to reverse crab walk at extremely high speeds

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The power to run through walls, but you have to be running at full speed.... and it only works 50% of the time.

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the ability to shit active helicopters

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the ability to eat three tons of dirt

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!