The power to make people laugh telling german jokes.

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The ability to see through shallow water.

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the ability to shit active helicopters

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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The power to have no powers

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The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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The ability to push doors marked "pull"

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the ability to drive on the hood of the car

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The power to speak in morse code

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The power to start laughing uncontrollably when someone says the word "ferret"

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the power to change the colour of your urine

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The power to see into the present

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The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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The power to hear what your cat is thinking about.

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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power to fly only in the plane

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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The power to be too lazy to finish your own sente

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The powers of a burnt face

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The power to piss lava.

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The power to move 7% faster.

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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the ability to talk to animals, but only when discussing politics

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!