The power to see through transparent objects.

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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the power to make elton john gay

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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the power die if you think.

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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The power to take away your power.

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!