The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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The power to float without gravity.

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The power to pee from your eyes

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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The power to suck deez nuts

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The power to make pointless super powers

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!